I think too much. I think ahead. I think behind. I think sideways. I think it all. If it exists, I’ve fucking thought of it.
If they miss you, they’ll call. If they want you, they’ll say it. If they care, they’ll show it. And if not, they aren’t worth your time.
Okay vegans try to self-righteous your way out of THIS little scenario if you’re so ethical. What if you were standing at the mouth of an active volcano, a cow was charging at you, in one hand you were holding a baby, in your other hand a piglet, behind you hanging from a tree is a live chicken tied to the end of a rope, and inside the volcano is a slowly lowering basket of puppies… WHAT do you do then dummies!?