aktx:

tarntino:

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

howtoskinatiger:

Poplar Spring Animal Sanctuary by sneakerdog on Flickr.
xpoisonberry:

Miss my babies :-(

HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

Let’s continue this conversation in bed, she whispered, my legs can’t wait to hear what your hands have to say.

channelyouranger:

headonyourchest:

blackcatandme:

I stood naked over him and took a picture

Why do I love everything about this

this is so cute

I have a lot to say, you just have to ask the right questions.

— Unknown (via colehemianrapsody)